sk8er4life

He leaped from his seat, he had just found a hedgehog under his ass. He was chucked out of the exam room. So he jumped out of a 12 story building the next day and that's it. As he was falling he thought 'better get up again or ill be late for dinner' so as he was away to hit the ground he grabbed a passing granny and landed on her. When he got home he ate his dinner which consisted of beans, beetroot and spaghetti. He went in his room and played what he always played when he got home, 'Rizzo my Nizzo' which required a bingo card, a hat, a nipple, a sausage and a hippo. I cant be bothered going into details but you'll think of something. Af

Alistair and George went into town to buy an elephant key ring. It was rare as a product that said 'made in china' on it, so it wasn't very rare at all. When they got off the bus they were greeted by a flamingo dancer called Freeda she sang a song as they got off the bus the first line was: 'When she loved a dog she saw a penguin' they didn't listen to the rest cause it sounded weird. They wandered around until they found the shop they were looking for. The shop owner, Hal was a very rich bastard and didn't like speaking much so he often sat in the back staring at his money while the shop was getting broken into. Hal was known around town